bandseverywhere:

ohsoswiftly:

Patrick Stump of Fall out Boy attempts to sing “I Knew You Were Trouble” in Killer Karaoke. 

guys listen to this just do it

Imagine Dragons - Ready Aim Fire

snowllux:

imagine your icon playing twister with you

peetaslongbun:

ITS HERE

jakeenglish:

eytancragg:

jakeenglish:

the best part of an oreo is the black cookie part and not the frosting part

deal with it

darkness without light is an abyss

light without darkness is blinding

you cannot have a coin with one side.

yo socrates it’s a fucking cookie

stonedgossard420:

i mean really how terrifying would it be if you were just chillin with your family in a restaurant eating a chicken sandwich or something and an anon you got in a fight with recognizes you from across the room, flips their table over, and screams your url

isjustintimberlakemakingmusic:

YES

brendonbrandon:

themerrygames:

Hey guys the 21st is gonna be

someone has had that joke up their sleeve for a very long time

senorpond:

i used that gizoogle thing on amy’s afterword from angels take manhattan and

i can’t tell if i’m laughing or crying

Your famous last words.

fagdral:

theanti90smovement:

Obama was born August 4, 1961??? very fishy…….August+4+1+96+1=420.

420? this is no coincidence Barack won’t be able to sweet talk his way out of this one.

I ACTUALLY OPENED MY COMPUTER CALCULATOR TO SEE IF August+4+1+96+1=420 REALLY EQUALED 420 BEFORE REALIZING THAT AUGUST IS NOT A NUMBER

“One Day” Dean Winchester [x]

pizzaforpresident:

A teenage boy is getting ready to take his girlfriend to the prom. First he goes to rent a tux, but there’s a long tux line at the shop and it takes forever.

Next, he has to get some flowers, so he heads over to the florist and there’s a huge flower line there. He waits forever but eventually gets the flowers.

Then he heads out to rent a limo. Unfortunately, there’s a large limo line at the rental office, but he’s patient and gets the job done.

Finally, the day of the prom comes. The two are dancing happily and his girlfriend is having a great time. When the song is over, she asks him to get her some punch, so he heads over to the punch table and there’s no punchline.

heysammy:

heathyr:

okay so you guys know i was moving right, and I couldn’t find my ipod for the life of me

well i found it

at the bottom of my box of kotex pads

wat

Well
Looks like it wanted to be an

iPad